Time to start saving for my pension perhaps?

I have turned into a 35-year old. I don't know how it happened or when, but last night I saw proof of it.

It all began with a phone call. 10 pm on a Wednesday night and it was fancy dress night down at the student pub. They asked me where I was and I repied something along the lines of "Well, it's late and I'm tired and Im already in bed, and I've got this movie and..."
- as if that was not enough:
The neighbours were having a house party, that was quite clear. And not only were they having a house party - they were playing bad loud music (think terrible 3rd class reggaeton) at 12 am! So I called security on them
- I have turned into a 35-year old.

Cheers lovely!

Big thanks to the guy who threw a bottle of sick in my face tonight.

You want to know how I definitely know it was sick?

I wiped the last of it off in the elevator mirror five minutes ago.

Gross?

Welcome to uni!

(apart from that the night was stellar)

Scandilous Life over and out.