Now I have something other than love of whisky in common with the Scottish

I have forgotten to tell the blog something. Despite being a little on the "strawberry blond" side over the past six months, I have now, accidentally, gone over the dark side. Or ginger if that's what you want to call it. It looks dreadful. red and dreadful.
The box said golden brown. It lied.

So there will be no pictures of me on Facebook or on this blog for another 24 washes.

"Ron had been suffering from swine flu and people were avoiding him. Luckily he was ginger and he was used to it" - Frankie Boyle on Deleted Lines From A Fantasy Film