Thursday 8 October 2009

Chinese media: The Swedish woods hides 25000 homosexual women!

Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet reports that Chinese media are running around in the north of Sweden combing through the woods. Why?
They are looking for Chako Paul City. The city of 25000 lesbians.

According to Chinese media there is a city hidden away in the Swedish woods way up north with a population of 25 000 gay women.
This origins from the story of Chinese student Niu Xiaoyu, studying in Sweden, who in september this year had a bit of domestic trouble and fled to this city of homosexual women. This was where her boyfriend eventually found her - and told the media.
This could certainly raise tourism up north in Santa's woods, however men looking forward to seeing women running around in underwear having pillowfights and making out (because oh yes, that's what we do when boys aren't around) shouldn't bother. Apparently the city is guarded by female police "beats any man who dares to enter half to death". (How did the boyfriend get to her? He dressed up as a woman!)
The most fascinating thing about this lovely but unlikely story is that Chinese media clearly have no idea how minute Sweden actually is and how few as chosen to live in the north. A city of 25 000 would be one of the biggest cities in the northern half of Sweden and clearly impossible to hide. No matter how deep in the woods you went...

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