"We can't have her represent us - what a heifer!"

Say hi to Filippa Hamilton. She's 23 years old, 5ft7, works as a model and has a BMI of 17. The limit for underweight is 18-18.5 so she's got some work to do - according to any doctor caring for someone's health. However, according to Ralph Lauren whom she has been working for for years she is a chubster.

They recently published this picture:

It is very disturbing and has upset a whole world. It is heavily tampered with - Filippa's head is bigger than her waist.

This is what she normally looks like:

Still skinny, slim and slender, but within reason. But no, no, no not in Ralph Lauren's book. Last week this beautiful pride and joy of Sweden, who pulls a UK size 4, was fired for being too fat.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Or buy a rifle.