... your one and only source to the scandalous lives of Kent Uni's Elite.
(because a little bit of gossip never hurt no one. Except Kerry Katona)
One of my newfound friends is a young man we shall call B. Fortunately I was let in on one of B's adventures from last week and to portrait true freshers life at Liberty Quays his story is now going on Scandilous Life. It kind of fits...
B is out and about - Coopers(the student pub) style. B sees girl. Girl sees B. B and girl feel instant attraction probably intensed by the "2poundapint" service. Girl takes B home. She sits him down and drops the bomb. She's got a boyfriend and she's not a cheater. B is puzzled for a minute, damns his luck until she says something along the lines of 'Hold on, I am just going to make a phone call'. Girl breaks up with boyfriend over phone. Girl and B engage in sexual intercourse 'til early morning.
And the unofficial Liberty Quays stud-awards goes to...
Welcome to University life
You know you love me,
xoxo Scandilous
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